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In Which Science Corner Returns With All The Stem Cells You Can Stand
June 12, 2007, 12:49 am
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Valley Girl Science Corner

by Molly Lambert

The reason behind ginger chimps: Color vision drove chimps to develop red hair and skin

Much like Alex’s flirting techniques, Male sea-cuttles pretend to be females to get close to real females.

Possible space caves in the Deep hole on Mars.

The world is a vampire, but the galaxy is a cannibal.

Spongebrain Humanpants

Stem cells made from your face, not your fetus

Designer babies with made to order defects

Loner black holes hang out in cosmic voids…

….wandering black
holes takes food with them…

In the future, galaxies will move so far away from each other as to be invisible

and they will turn all…
become ghosts

Meanwhile here on earth World’s longest underground river discovered in Mexico

and the Japanese made a completely

terrifying child robot.

Molly Lambert is the senior contributor to this recording. Molly is a graduate of Brown University, where she was awarded the two-time title as “Most Jaded” in her junior and senior years.



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How dare you call me jaded, you cocksucker. This is like that time in third grade Andrew Toscher called me “sarcastic” and I didn’t know what it meant, but he probably thought I was being sarcastic when I said that. Hey, I guess I did have a childhood story after all!

Comment by anymajordude

Lolz, this intra-post civil warfare is highly entertaining. Highlights:

1. Much like Alex’s flirting techniques, Male sea-cuttles pretend to be females to get close to real females.

2. Molly is a graduate of Brown University, where she was awarded the two-time title as “Most Jaded” in her junior and senior years.

3. “Makes Me Wonder” — Maroon 5

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