This Recording

APHORISMS FROM CAPGUN WORLD HEADQUARTERS

(Across the street from Mix Media Art.)

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There is no longer any such thing as mixed media.

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To be angry is ipso facto to be wrong.

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Voyeurism is the healthiest thing for marriages in the United States.

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Free health care is a recipe for us doing more drugs.

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“The Love You Save May Be Your Own” — Joe Tex (mp3)

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You cannot assume the perspective of someone in a country other than your own.

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An aphorism is a delightful turn of phrase, illuminating nothing.

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Art that confuses the artist will stick around for the longest time.

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People just want to be at the beach.

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Nice looking furniture on the side of the road on the Upper East Side is not as nice as you think.

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There’s a movie playing at BAM.

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Fluorescent colors are actually boring.

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I am loving you all the way from Casper.

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The most clearly articulated ideas are usually wrong.

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China is not the next biggest thing.

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The leaders are not the leaders.

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The Lower East Side used to be much bigger.

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Cars are the next biggest thing.

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You will never get to that lakeside town in Italy.

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You cannot write about a place until you have been exiled from it.

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Bling is baroque.

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There is no love like the love of a mouth.

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Having a friend you don’t want to have sex with shows a lot of character.

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And then eventually if you want to have sex with her, you just do.

Will Hubbard is the contributor-at-large to This Recording. You may purchase his chapbook, The God Is Quiet That Will Have You, by clicking here. He is a writer living in Williamsburg.

“Down in Mexico” — The Coasters (mp3)

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All my life until I die we’ll float in space just you and I.

There is no conclusion that cannot be, from the first, anticipated.

She’s afraid eventually, she’ll just be alone.