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In Which Georgia Gives You The McNuggetini by alexcarnevale
April 8, 2008, 3:35 pm
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It Shall Be Known By One Name

by Georgia Hardstark

For a few months now, my girl Alie and I had an idea for the perfect late night/after hours snack. It started as a joke. We found ourselves hungry after last call, and seemed to be having regular cravings for McNuggets.

Alie’s obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.

McNuggitini

Recipe by Alie and Georgia

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings

Ingredients:

2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don’t tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

Photographic Evidence (thanks to my sister, Leah):

Purchasing the Goods (so exciting!)

Pouring


“Vodka…tons.”

Shaking

Rimming

It’s bad luck to pour your own McNuggitini

Prepairing the McNugget garnish

Never pass up an oppourtunity to toast with a friend

Meat garnishing

After months of daydreaming, the final product is here!

“To life.”

Tentative.

“Oh sweet Jesus.”

Don’t vomit.

Try really, really hard not to vomit.

Try again.

Vodka makes everything better

You’re drinking a McNuggitini, it’s almost required that you act like a dork

The money shot.

The End.

Georgia Hardstark is a contributor to This Recording. She is a writer and culinary innovator living in Los Angeles. For more gallant Hardstarking, visit her blog. She also tumbls for your pleasure here. You can view her debut on TR here.

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So delicious. I used to have dreams where I ordered the 50 McNugget option at McDonalds. I usually cried after eating them all (in the dream). OK, also in real life.

Comment by alexcarnevale

Oh my god.

Comment by Bill From Buffalo Hill

Flippin’ hilarious. I have just been inspired!

Comment by Mojo JaBony

You’re both lovely. Your collective awesomeness has inspired me to my own thrilling gastronomical/alcoholic heights: The Cornedbeeftini: “rim” the glass with thinly sliced, 1×3 strips of lean corned beef; prepare a shake of a dollop of brown spicy mustard, a shot of Dr. Brown’s Cream Soda and the varnish of your choosing (preferably something smoky, like Wild Turkey or any good Scotch). Pour, and please enjoy.

Comment by deliciousnougat

I read THIS RECORDING everyday. I also keep coming back to “It Shall Be Known By One Name” at least once a week. In the psychology world, I think I have what is known as a “cognitive hiccup”.

Comment by jason

Jason:
Whoever you are, I just spent about two hours on your blog. It’s fucking brilliant.
Georgia

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Sweet baby jesus. I was going to get McNuggets for dinner but now… Now I just don’t know.

Comment by John

will you marry me?

Comment by amar

i haven’t had a mcnugget in years. thanks for the memories.

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You girls are crazy.

cheers!
Murph.

Comment by Murph

This is so amazing. I will absolutely be serving these at my housewarming party. After which, my husband will likely leave me for trimming drinks with fried meat. OR, love me more. It could go either way…

Comment by bethany

It’s a DIET COKE you idiots. You drink DIET COKE with your 20 piece and fries.

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Comment by Ron Mexico

Yup

Comment by Daniel Negreanu

Okay!You are brave, brave girls!

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you guys giving me so many ideas!

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Um, eww. just eww.

I’m not sure I understand why this was even thought up.

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“Vodka. Tons”
The BreakfastClub reference

This post rocked

Comment by CitizenX

omg–that is so gross! LOLz. take away the nugget and the bbq, though, and you’re onto something. would using a frosty be blasphemous, though?

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You are reel purdy ladees. Do you kno betsy?

Comment by clive of india

You are so funny and that is super gross, but you both are so beautiful ;-)

Comment by Brad

I think Brad is hititng on you.

Comment by clive of india

Be very afraid, ladies. The board at Popbitch (google or Wikipeida Popbitch if you haven’t yet had the dubious pleasure) last year worked itself into a communal jizzfest (and that’s even the straight female contributors) over a photo of a pretty young lady one of them had found on the web. You might like to check out the board this morning – it seems like you are heading into ‘This Year’s New Betsy’ territory. Expect years of cyber stalking by fat sweaty guys who blog with no clothes on. Hi Spank!

Comment by Annamarie

Hey, I’m not fat (you’re about right with the rest of it though)

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try a little harder to look cute in the pics next time, i don’t think you look desperate enough. yea, everyone’s eyebrows belong halfway up they’re forhead.

Comment by Anonymous

Why this is just a shameless rip-off of Stick-It-In-Burger Corp’s Burgertini. Alas, the lawyers will have to be notified. Ladies, I bid you good day.

Comment by ThesePeople

You girls have moxy, I’ll give you that. But I still threw up in my mouth a little bit at this.

Comment by Nuggsy

That is truly disgusting. Last McD I ate was probably 4 years ago… you just added another 10. Cheers :-)

Comment by @jamesrodmell

I gave up Mickey D’s about 5 years ago after seeing “Supersize Me”, however, this “nugget” of a recipe might be cause for reconsideration. lol

Or maybe I’ll just try the vodka in the milkshake thing.

Comment by Trish Basanyi

OMG! I’ll never look at McNuggets in the same light again!

Comment by asktonyc

You left out the last photo of each of you puking into a McDonald’s brand barf bag.

Comment by Jean LeDoe

i’d let you rim me any day

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Comment by Tsen

You girls are adorable. Xo. I want to try this as well as a bacon martini.

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I prefer my martinis with Gin. I’m buying nugs just before to give it a go. :-P

Comment by Zackie

Can I come over some time?

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I’m in love with you

Comment by Michael

Cute drunk chicks!

Comment by Dick Richman

How do you two stay so skinny eating all that mcdonalds food?

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Nice. This leads to many other ‘tinis. The Whoppertini, The Slidertini, The Mash Potatotini, The Thanksgivingtini, The Coney Dogtini, Pizzatini.. the list is endless.

Comment by dirtyspeed

Please post follow up stories and pictures every year so we can all watch the slow and steady weight gain.

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i really hope you two have seen this:

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Comment by christine

How can 2 women so attractive drink/eat something so disgusting? lol

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Marry me?

Comment by michael

i seriously at 50 mcnuggets one day to see if i could.

Comment by Bryan

tasty!!
J
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Comment by Jamie

We don’t have mcnuggets in the UK. I’m going to try making the drink with bovril.

Comment by clive of india

Another good drink: The Golden Nugget

Squeeze ketchup packet on top of right hand. Hold McNugg in left hand. Hold shot of Goldschläger in right hand. Lick the ketchup, take the shot, then chomp down the chick nugg.

For a more racy version, lick the ketchup off a pair of breasts and eat the McNugg out of cleavage.

Comment by h2money

This just gave me a ton of new ideas. Gracias. I actually write about creating cocktails/shots. Not too sure about the whole barbeque sauce rim though haha, I might gag if I tasted that while drinking a vodka-ed up milkshake. That or my heart might implode.

Comment by A Fifth of Vapor

you gals wouldn’t happen to be looking to have any kids?????

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In Taiwan, they regular serve up squid-ink ice cream…bacon ice cream…

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Just saw this now. Absolutely disgusting, and quite frankly I stopped paying attention and started paying attention to Georgia. So cute!

Comment by Nick

Wow, the creepy e-crushing dudes are more disturbing than eating at McDonald’s.

Comment by wavefunccollapse

FYI im so making one this weekend
you girls are amazing!

Comment by LJ

I think I threw up in my mouth a lil bit. erp.

Comment by craig

OMG it is brilliant but um yuuuk lol its funny though. You girls came up with something probably no one would have i mean i wouldnt lol kinda gross though but brilliant :)

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you gals wouldn’t happen to be looking to have any kids????

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That’s really grim.

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Marry me??

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Searching for party inspiration, a random link lead me to your site.
Whilst the cocktail is impressive, I have to say my lasting impression will be more along the lines of how cute you guys are! Lookin’ good ladies, lookin’ good.

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I could do it all – except I suspect the no vomiting part. Marvellous stuff x

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This terrifying but tantalizing, strange bulimic fantasy has actually made my day. Thank you.

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This terrifying but tantalizing, strange bulimic fantasy has actually made my day. Thank you..

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Wow. McD’s uses MK Ultra models, too…

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Ugh. Get yourselves a real Milkshake for the Vodka.

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I’d hit it on a Bed of McNuggets with a bottle of Vodka.

Comment by Mark

2 cute chicks, a weird recipe and some mcnuggets. what more could the world want?

Well done ladies. I loved the humor in the recipe. Awesome.

Comment by Jason

Oh my goodness. What brave girls… I’ve written a quick follow-up on my Website and used one of Leah’s photos. I hope that’s okay. I did try to give proper credit. Let me know if there’s any problem.

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many moons ago i dipped a mcnugget in a chocolate milkshake. twas the most delightful taste, but was nary retasted.
thank you for this gem.
P

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Awesome! I once made a peep-tini, it was on Easter, I was craving a martini, and candy. I shook the vodka with nerds and added a peep, with a sword through its head, as a garnish. Not very tasty, but very fun!

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