She prithee watch a pilot she’s in.
Tess’s one-woman show: The Emperor Of Ice Cream
This, that:
Well If You Wanted Honesty That’s All You Had To Say
GREETINGS UNINSURED EARTHLINGS
Send Us Your Nominations For Best of 2007: Web Videos
Frankly, You Scare Me: A Meditation On Mean Comics
Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow
Girl Crushes: The Pink Rhombus
Movie Weather, Also Known As Do-I-Need-A-Sweater Weather, Is Upon Us
The Internet Has More Secrets To Behold
Consider This An Invitation To Our Angst-er Nation
Sometimes I Find Myself In The Ninth Circle of Hell
Workin For The Church While Tyra Banks Diets (And Part Two)
Meg White Doesn’t Care About Your Listening Pleasure Like We Do
ANTM’s Cycle 9 Cannot Possibly Be Talked About Enough
The Saddest WASP-y Pre-Teen In The USA
Live Decadently During The Second Week of School To Soothe The Malaise of Adulthood
A Sad, Short Note For The Young But Unhealthy
The Man Who Ate Everything, The Man Who Hate Everything
The Future Can’t Come Quickly Enough
Gentle, Yet Slightly Reproachful
Your Underwear I Swear Is Cuter Than Mine
I did not draw this.
Contributing, editing.
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[...] Senior Contributor Tess Lynch [...]
Pingback by Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Sitting Here Listening to This Recording August 23, 2007 @ 5:38 amI love Tess!
Comment by Gummby September 10, 2007 @ 9:22 amI love you too.
Comment by tesslynch September 10, 2007 @ 8:43 pmShush,
You just love my skraight gangster slang: ‘You dumb mug, get your mitts off the marbles before I stuff that mud-pipe down your mush – and tell your moll to hand over the mazuma.’
Anyway, I guess my love could be explained a little better. But I was all giddy reading your goods. It’s rare that I find someone that writes as well as you do.
Plus, your avatar pics are just ‘awesome’-insert better word here! Absolutely love them!
Comment by Gummby September 10, 2007 @ 11:34 pmsick pics! love the bloggins.
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Comment by Meredith October 6, 2007 @ 3:36 pmMeredith here.. from IMS… long time no talk.. Thought I would try to catch up… Any how cute pics, and love the hat
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Comment by Molly Lambert November 24, 2007 @ 7:42 amjohn gruen’s friend trent/tront on friendster, and then submitted it to my photos and I was like FUCK YEAH
Comment by tesslynch November 26, 2007 @ 1:22 pm[...] Senior Contributor Tess Lynch [...]
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Pingback by In Which Tess’ Vision of the Approaching Future Left Us Breathless With Wonder And Vaguely Turned On « This Recording December 20, 2007 @ 2:51 pmWanted to thank you and your cohorts as someone at your blog was kind enough to link our blog, workingclasscats.com. S/he must have seen our blurb in the NY Times yesterday. Anyway, I did some clicking around on “thereading” and read your piece, “Girl Crushes: The Pink Rhombus.” Loved it. The two comments that trail it are exactly right. Since, I’m a sucker for a clever play-on-words, puns, double entendre’s, etc., I liked the title “Tesspies.” A suggestion, perhaps “Tesspieces,” for a collection of your most provocative and erudite musings.
–CSB (aka tomcat of WCC)
Comment by tomcat December 22, 2007 @ 6:42 pmTotally using “Tesspieces”
Comment by tesslynch December 27, 2007 @ 7:48 pmAwesome! Glad you like it.
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Pingback by In Which You Genuinely Respect Her Character And Intelligence « This Recording March 4, 2008 @ 1:34 pmDo you mind to email the Jerry Lee Lewis/Elvis Presley version of Sweet Little Sixteen. I tried to buy it and can’t find it. I’ve never heard them together, it’s great.
Cheers
Comment by Ryan Tidd April 26, 2008 @ 9:17 pmI’m pretty sure that was the handiwork of Molly or Alex. But now I want that track too.
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Anyway, many thanks for ur precious time, Teresita