In Which We Discuss My Sleeping Problems and Possible Remedies on the Horizon

It’s blondes week here at This Recording. Also, black history month. Hopefully this was the crossover you were looking for.

As long as I can remember, I’ve had problems getting to sleep. I’m a night person to begin with. Waking up each morning for school throughout high school nearly killed me. I get more done at night, think more clearly.

Once I put my head on my pillow, my thoughts tend to race. In the name of science, I decided to record some of my pre-sleep machinations to see if putting them on the internet allows them to sail down the beautiful road towards becoming obsolete.

You know, that part in King Kong where they run away from the dinosaurs was pretty sweet.

King Kong is beautiful, in his own way.

If King Kong was a baseball player, he ‘d probably hit .344/.510/.590 with lots of walks.

What would I do if I saw two people having sex on the subway? I’d probably have to do something–courage runs in my genes.


I should use gene therapy to give myself a power. The dude on Heroes can get anyone’s power. He was also Jess in Gilmore Girls.

You did it Luke! You got custody of April! Oh no, no more guest appearances by Edward Herrman.

I should write a Edward Herrman in Heaven spin off. We could call it This is Heaven.

When I was in the fourth grade, I sought the possibility of clairvoyant thought.

I wonder if I have the Empire Strikes Back on VHS.




Vagina monologue!


Now you see why I can’t go to therapy. I’d need someone familiar with the Jackson-Suki character arc, and that’s not easy to find in this city.

“Triumphant” — Royksopp

“Snow Camping” — Laura Veirs 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s