Valley Girl Science Corner
by Molly Lambert
The reason behind ginger chimps: Color vision drove chimps to develop red hair and skin
Much like Alex’s flirting techniques, Male sea-cuttles pretend to be females to get close to real females.
Possible space caves in the Deep hole on Mars.
The world is a vampire, but the galaxy is a cannibal.
Stem cells made from your face, not your fetus
Designer babies with made to order defects
Loner black holes hang out in cosmic voids…
….wandering black
holes takes food with them…
In the future, galaxies will move so far away from each other as to be invisible
and they will turn all…
become ghosts
Meanwhile here on earth World’s longest underground river discovered in Mexico
and the Japanese made a completely
Molly Lambert is the senior contributor to this recording. Molly is a graduate of Brown University, where she was awarded the two-time title as “Most Jaded” in her junior and senior years.
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How dare you call me jaded, you cocksucker. This is like that time in third grade Andrew Toscher called me “sarcastic” and I didn’t know what it meant, but he probably thought I was being sarcastic when I said that. Hey, I guess I did have a childhood story after all!
Lolz, this intra-post civil warfare is highly entertaining. Highlights:
1. Much like Alex’s flirting techniques, Male sea-cuttles pretend to be females to get close to real females.
2. Molly is a graduate of Brown University, where she was awarded the two-time title as “Most Jaded” in her junior and senior years.
3. “Makes Me Wonder” — Maroon 5