above by Inka Essenhigh
Personal ads are a bit of a crapshoot. Sometimes, though, the person really shines through and you know immediately who you’re dealing with.
For the discerning Echo Park lady, there’s always this.
A liberal bitch is a good fuck though. strawberry is a hoe!!!
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2007-06-23, 2:48PM PDT
I need me a liberal bitch, one that understands my plight and wants to help me out, maybe give me some money for once! I need a guilty little hoe from the suburbs. A hoe that is ashamed of her rich daddy. who will buy me some beerI vision myself rolling around with my liberal bitch in a vegetable powercadillac, to the coffee shops well be fighting for rights and shit.
Rescue me baby make me your case! Screwing LA bitches is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway and Im tired of it! I see us in the cadillac baby, me being a dark motherfucker behind some shades. well be rolling through the hood chilling, i can smell the vegetable oil in my dream, i see the cadi bottoming out and sparks spraying across the road, you keep trying to lock the doors. Stem coming out the manhole covers. you turn and hand me some bills and you say I hope the niggers arent cold. I hand you a brocken peice of a neon sign and fire you up a rock Well be driving around to ATM machines while you just withdrawl your daddys money for me. Baby let me be your cause! Im the good flavor of the month. Fuck all this vegetable oil shit. well sell macadamian nuts out the vegetable car.
It goes on like this. More best of Craigslist here.
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