by Molly Lambert
Nope, too late for that
Not that I had any stake in it going well but man Britney on the VMAs was sad. I’ve never seen such an apathetic performance of anything in my life. Kim Gordon should write a concept album about it. Brit Brit’s going through an advanced stage very public Baby Jane meltdown right now. She’s on some real G.G. Allin type shit.
Molly Lambert is Senior Editor of This Recording.
she looks like she has a toddler’s body.
I HAZ BAD EXTENSHUNS. I FIRE HAIRLADY.
I HAZ BAD FIZZEEK. I FIRE EXERCISE LADY.
I HAZ BAD BRAIN. I FIRE MY MOMZ.
Man, I hope I look like a toddler after I’ve had a kid and a kilo of cocaine.
*two kids
*two kilos
how did anyone not see this coming?!?!?!