by Molly Lambert
I know you hyper-trendy East Coast people are like, sooooo ooover the Bay Area and Hyphy and onto whatever Southern Rap or ghey French Techno bullshit is the newest new new but Northern California continues to push it forward with the perfect summer-into-fall jam, J. Nash’s ode-to-love “Cupcakin’“!
There is so much Office fan-fiction out there you really don’t want to know about it.
Cupcaking, before you ask, is slang for spending a lot of one on one with your significant other doing coupley things and being snuggly wuggly and making all your friends want to throw up. Seinfeld dealt with the concept in the “schmoopie” episode. For a perfect example, see: Jim and Pam on The Office premiere tonight. Those two were cupcaking out of control during the Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run.
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen! It’s not going to happen!
Speaking of Tina Fey I am soooo stoked for 30 Rock to come back! The Office premiere was great and an hour long, and Mad Men was sweet too. It was like a two-hour block of sex and death in the workplace. TV is totally the New Theater you guys. I mean TV was already the New Theater when Mad Men is set, in 1961. But don’t tell the theater people that. Or do. They won’t even notice, probably.
Cupcakin – J. Nash Ft. J. Stalin: mp3
Rocky Mountain – Bressa Creeting Cake: mp3
One More Cup Of Coffee (Dylan cover) – The White Stripes: mp3
I Know You Know – Cakekitchen: mp3
Have A Cuppa Tea – The Kinks: mp3
Molly Lambert is Senior Editor of This Recording. She likes cupcakes and muffin tops.
This Recording 
I didn’t need to know about that office fan fiction.
My partner and i absolutely need to think more in that area to see what i can do regarding this.