by Molly Lambert
KISS MAH GRITS BETCH!
I’m Miss World somebody kill me
Candy Blunt – Blunts dipped in cough syrup
Care Bears – Methylenedioxymethampehtamine (MDMA)
Cat Valium – Ketamine
Coco Rocks – Dark brown crack made by adding chocolate pudding during production
Easy Lay – Gamma hydroxybutyrate (GHB)
Finger – Marijuana cigarette
Hugs and Kisses – Combination of methamphetamine and methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA)
Jib – Gamma hydroxybutyrate (GHB)
Nail – Marijuana cigarette
Oolies – Marijuana cigarettes laced with crack
Oz – Inhalants
Pink Elephants – Methamphetamine
Pikachu – Pills containing PCP and Ecstasy
Qat – Methcathinone
Rib – Rohypnol; methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA)
Shebanging – Mixing cocaine with water and squirting it up nose
Sheet Rocking – Crack and LSD
Skin Popping – Injecting drugs under the skin; to inject drugs on any part of the body without hitting a vein
Skittling – Abuse of cold tablets containing dextromethorphan
TNT – Fentanyl
Toke – To inhale cocaine; to smoke marijuana; marijuana
Ts and Rits – Talwin and ritalin combination is injected and produces an effect similar to the effect of heroin mixed with cocaine.
Wigging – Odd behavior resulting from the use of mind-altering drugs
Wooly Blunts – Marijuana and crack or PCP
Ya Ba – A pure and powerful form of methamphetamine from Thailand; “crazy drug”
Z – 1 ounce of heroin
Zen – LSD
I would not be surprised if all of these were fake and made up by someone eating a lot of pot cookies. Swingin on the flippity flop for sure.
“Hai guyz let’s go toast this finger” “Nah man I wanna toke this yay first” “why don’t you just shebang it?” “Good call!” “We also need to eat that pikachu at some point.” “Burning Man rules!”
Speaking of drugs, Justin Timberlake co-directed a Duran Duran video which turns out to be his third cinematic fuck-you to Britney.
Sunday Morning Fantasy #27 looks like this: Park Slope, Brooklyn. I am reading the Times Book Review and eating granola and fruit in these underwear and a tank top at my kitchen table with Pharrell, my boyfriend. We argue whether George Saunders is funnier in fiction or non-fiction (I say fiction, by a factor of 10. Pharrell disagrees, he loves his journalism.). The arguing really begins to escalate until our good friend Ryan McGinley arrives and persuades us to go to BAM with him. Both Ryan and Pharrell agree that my underwear is adorable.
Kelly Kapoor > Kelly Kapowski
OMG she is sooo cute. We could so see her with Pharrell. They should double with Aziz Ansari and M.I.A. and rip the space-time with so many Young, Gifted, and Brown supertalents in one place. I think M.I.A. should recruit Mindy to be the Katt Williams to her feminist Snoop Dogg. Hype Men are more popular than ever, and with Hillary running I think we’re ready for a Hype Woman.
“9/11 IS A JOKE!”
New Britney album has some blazing jawns. Some of it sounds kinda like Radiohead, but not In Rainbows so much as Kid A. Lots of cool bleep bloop stuff from Timbaland protege Danja. I bet Mindy is all over it. Her fave track is probably ours, Hot As Ice but maybe she prefers Why Should I Be Sad? since it was written by her phantasy boyfriend Skateboard P.
2. I am really upset about Chinese lobotomies.
3. Snoop is called Snoop because he loved Peanuts so much as a kid!
Gimme More – Britney Spears: mp3
Piece Of Me – Britney Spears: mp3
Hot As Ice – Britney Spears: mp3
Why Should I Be Sad? – Britney Spears: mp3
PREVIOUSLY ON THIS RECORDING:
Tess is a libertarian too, but just fiscally.
John Ashbery is cooler than a polar bear’s underwear.
Alex called out Sean Penn for making Passion Of The Young Republican (people keep doubting the validity of this, McCandless led the YR group at Emory! He was just a NUT!) To tell the truth, dude sounds like a self-hating Libertarian with the same Dull White Man’s Guilt as guys like Eddie Vedder, Ethan Hawke, and Sean Penn. O hai sup Spicolz?
Molly Lambert is Senior Editor of This Recording. Yum, bagelz.