The novels of Bret Easton Ellis don’t fail to resonate; our generation goes to the bathroom, too, and the spectre of violation by coathanger either titillates or horrifies, depending on who’s asking. Some people who shoud know better can probably call up the image of Chanel grosgrain dance shoes as they gaze fondly at their feet.
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It’s not the proper nouns that distinguish Ellis’s work; with the two decades worth of historical ambivalence (and the existence of our very own APC flats) comes the nagging awareness of how lazy it is to use proper nouns as adjectives in the first place.
Ellis’ 1991 novel American Psycho was adapted by Mary Harron into a film that bears an extremely close resemblance to the book. Since the book is all dialogue and violence, this transition was smooth.
Psycho is Ellis’ finest work; a bracing satire of the first order. It goes too far until you realize people actually take Patrick Bateman’s bloodlust seriously.
The only problem with Psycho is that it’s impossible to imitate–the stylistic licenses especially (italics in the dialogue, excessive description, gore) are rendered impotent in the hands of a lesser writer. But hey, that’s why we have Bret.
That’s a very fine chardonnay you’re not drinking
from American Psycho
by Bret Easton Ellis
There’s a click, the door to the stall opens and a young couple—the guy wearing the double-breasted wool cavalry twill suit, cotton shirt and silk tie, all by Givenchy, the girl wearing a silk taffeta dress with ostrich hem by Geoffrey Beene, vermeil earrings by Stephen Dweck Moderne and Chanel grosgrain dance shoes—walks out, discreetly wiping each other’s noses, staring at themselves in the mirror before leaving the rest room, and just as Evelyn and I are about to walk into the stall they’ve vacated, the first couple rushes back in and attempts to overtake it.
“Excuse me,” I say, my arm outstretched, blocking the entrance. “You left. It’s, uh, our turn, you know?”
“Uh, no, I don’t think so,” the guy says mildly.
“Patrick,” Evelyn whispers behind me. “Let them…you know.”
“Wait. No. It’s our turn,” I say.
“Yeah, but we were waiting first.”
“Listen, I don’t want to start a fight—”
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“But you are,” the girlfriend says, bored yet still managing a sneer.
“Oh my,” Evelyn murmurs behind me, looking over my shoulder.
“Listen, we should just do it here,” the girl, who I wouldn’t mind fucking, spits out.
“What a bitch,” I murmur, shaking my head.
“Listen,” the guy says, relenting. “While we’re arguing about this, one of us could be in there.”
“Yeah,” I say, “Us.”
“Oh Christ,” the girl says, hands on hips, then to Evelyn and me, “I can’t believe who they’re letting in now.”
“You are a bitch,” I murmur, disbelieving. “Your attitude sucks, you know that?”
Evelyn gasps and squeezes my shoulder. “Patrick.”
The guy has already started snorting his coke, spooning the powder out of a brown vial, inhaling then laughing after each hit, leaning against the door.
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“Your girlfriend’s a total bitch,” I tell the guy.
“Patrick,” Evelyn says, “Stop it.”
“She’s a bitch,” I say, pointing at her.
“Patrick, apologize,” Evelyn says.
The guy goes into hysterics, his head thrown back, sniffing in loudly, then he doubles up and tries to catch his breath.
“Oh my god,” Evelyn says, appalled. “Why are you laughing? Defend her.”
“Why?” the guy asks, then shrugs, both nostrils ringed with white powder. “He’s right.”
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“Go ahead,” the guy says. “Go. Just do it. Take a hike. I don’t care.”
“Patrick, what have you started?” Evelyn asks, backing away from me. “This is unacceptable,” and then, looking up at the lighting, “And so is this lighting. I’m leaving.” But she stands there, waiting.
“I’m leaving, Daniel,” the girl says. “Did you hear me?”
“Go ahead. Forget it,” Daniel says, staring at his nose in the mirror, waving her away. “I said take a hike.”
“I’m using the stall,” I tell the room. “Is this okay? Does anybody mind?”
“Aren’t you going to defend your girlfriend?” Evelyn asks Daniel.
“Jesus, what do you want me to do?” He looks at her in the mirror, wiping his nose, sniffing again. “I bought her dinner. I introduced her to Richard Marx. Jesus Christ, what else does she want?”
“Beat the shit out of him?” the girl suggests, pointing at me.
“Oh honey,” I say, shaking my head, “the things I could do to you with a coat hanger.”
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Buy American Psycho here. It makes a lovely Christmas gift.
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