by Alex Carnevale
A dream can be most anything. I dream of the day when I’ll get this image out of my mind:
I think most of us who followed Playboy in perhaps its finest year, 1994, remember the debut of one Jenny McCarthy. The whole Catholic schoolgirl thing with her could never get played out. And now she’s acting like she’s all into Jim Carrey because it seems cool. It is not cool.
As we put it some time ago, this couple — Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy — reminds us of The Office, when Jan gets with Michael and is like, “My therapist told me to trust my instincts.” Jim Carrey’s therapist was like, “Don’t worry about what your friends think, if you have fun when you’re with her, that’s all that matters, really,” and he was like, “You’re right. I have to admit I’m attracted to her,” and Jenny was all like, “Helllloooo I’m in the room.”
matt mcconaughney for beef
chris parnell is just a little bb
Michael Bay’s Batman.
things to say on a first date
Thread to end all comment threads
hot stevie nicks webasite
fascination with skulls
the return of hanging with mr. cooper?
More web start-ups for no particular reason.
Sacha dupes a Mossad agent
I accidentally saw Don’t Mess With the Zohan, which some people said was funny. Although it had its moments, I think they were probably expecting something so excruciating the film was a relief in comparison. When you make a film about the conflict, and no Israelis or Palestinians get it on with each other, you know you have a problem. Is there Israeli-Palestinian porn? Dare I even ask that question?
Also, the chick from Entourage sucked.
Keeping a notebook hates on Jezebels.
Therapists making bling bling
lesbian tycoon daughters
Not so funny history of laughter
Personal hero of Anthony Bourdain
Molly’s real into this post from the internet
planes almost hit each other above ny
For those wondering, yes, there actually is a Barclay Memphis. I would never post pictures of nipples without linking to our tip jar.
Speaking of which, if you haven’t donated to This Recording, are you really a fan or are you just a wannabe?
jewish good will hunting
Zoo and prison merge
It is best to renounce party girls.
Suburban dads crack wise
excitement of the telewebinar
speech accent archive
We love link dumps from anywhere
Macs are too expensive.
keith is casually, without any effort, doing the best blogging out there. i can’t wait till our next candid interview with keith.
what are you afraid of?
Obama gets organized
best possible use of that’s what she said
sweet album cover
things she found funny
All the good young abandoned cities
anonymous blogger actually accomplishes something
She started making a blanket
some tumblr has a sweet commute
does political correctness get any dumber than this?
I’m not here to make friends
the new issue of Glitterpony is out
this might be the most naive thing i have ever read, but i agree that Juno sucked
renovating a BK loft
awesome sex and the city review
What the hell is going on in Svalbard?
going to panda kindergarten
The Bachelorette last night was the best finale of the show ever, though that’s not saying much. They got it right with both men proposing, and DeAnna having to level a harsh blow to the dude with the three-year old. He’s going to get SO much action now. I need to get me a three-year old.
As for DeAnna, good choice, but why is it that the two spurned Bachelorettes who would love clicked with needy, dorky losers?
That’s a rhetorical question.
are IP addresses personal?
McCain’s new york snub
the mystery of NBA tattoos
camille is my girl forevermore
the new Silver Jews sucks
Brown Republicans go crazy
someone sent me this to make fun of it, but I don’t know, she might be onto something
If you see anything interesting, let us know.
Sex with mini me
vermeer’s afternoon delights
this is pretty sick, Tha Carter on the piano
Alex Carnevale is the editor of This Recording.
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