I seem to already be getting e-mails about the blog.
“Dear Alex [my name]
When can we expect the obligatory DMB post? You’re gay.
–Hater”
That’s a lie.
To prove how hetero I am, this gem from the Best Of Craigslist:
Pretty girl who is head of the writing department- You are the only girl who works in this office that I can stand. You greet me every morning with a bright smile and a cheery hello. And you are so damn smart. No wonder you are 22 and head of the department that could pretty much make or break our company. One time I asked you the Circumference of the earth and you kew it! Usually I would think that is weird and dork but from you, I find it really hot. I also like that you are the only girl in the company that hasn’t slept with someone that works with us. But for the record, if you slept with me, I wouldn’t respect you any less.
This Recording 
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