In Which Spring Is The Season For Crushes On Girls (And Boys)

Spring Crushes Leave The Subway And Take To The Streets

by Molly Lambert

Who wouldn’t want to be the meat in this sandwich, ya know?

I’m girlcrushing hard on Julia Wertz. No homo.

“I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?”

Sia’s video for “The Girl You Lost To Cocaine” = Girlcrush!

Maybe it’s also because she looks like Amy Poehler.

If Tina Fey had starred in Shopgirl instead of Angela Chase, it might not have seemed so creepy. Might.

This is a still from the upcoming Superbad sequel, Supersad, about what happens to Seth and Evan when they graduate from college, realize they no longer have any dreams or anything in common, and settle into a deep codependent depression based around poker playing after a meth-addicted McLovin dies of AIDS.

Holy fucking shit Faye Dunaway’s hand. That’s totally what mine are gonna look like after a couple more decades of blogging.

Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend are a couple of ginger mingers.

Harrison Ford in Judd Apatow’s The 80 Year Old Last Action Hero

Guillermo Del Toro officially helming The Hobbit

Tina Fey and her husband. No jokes about Hobbit helming.

As long as I live, I will never stop laughing at Land Shark.

Robert De Niro and wife Grace Hightower.

NPH FTW!!! I’d like Paul Verhoeven to remake Showgirls with NPH as Nomi Malone. I love (fascist parable) Starship Troopers like Alex loves Ayn Rand.

Jason Castro from American Idol and our own Georgia Hardstark should team up for a drunken Sublime singalong.

My best friend Tesslie said “Oh! She’s just being Molly!”

Santogold & M.I.A. = Double Girlcrush!


L.E.S. Artistes” – Santogold

Creator” – Santogold

I’m A Lady” – Santogold

Shove It” – Santogold

You’ll Find A Way” (Switch & Sinden Remix) – Santogold

Molly Lambert is the senior editor of This Recording


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One thought on “In Which Spring Is The Season For Crushes On Girls (And Boys)

  1. 1. I’ve always wanted to have a threesome with Will and Amy. It’d be hot AND hilarious.

    2. Cynthia Nixon is going to marry the chubby, lesbian version of me.

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