In Which We Offer Jess Some Jewesses As A Counter-Example

Dear Jess,

Winona Ryder, né Horowitz, is Jewish. Emphasis on “ish.” And so are these girls.

Love,
Molly

p.s. Wow I just looked at the list of Jewish American actors and realized that we really do have a media monopoly.

People I did not know had any Jew in them until just now: Elizabeth Banks, Evan Rachel Wood, Michael Ian Black, Amanda Bynes, Summer, Zac Efron, Laura Prepon, Harry Potter, James Franco, Elizabeth Berkeley, Jennifer Connelly, Josh Charles, Ginnifer Goodwin, Joaquin Phoenix, Cole Hauser, Peggy Lipton and therefore Rashida Jones, Goldie Hawn and therefore Kate Hudson, Pink, Gina Gershon (should have known from “Curb”), Sean Penn (booo), Helen Hunt, Phoebe Cates, Craig Bierko, Daniel Day-Lewis, Daryl Hannah, Jane Seymour, Steven Seagal, Katie Couric and Roseanne. Guess I didn’t listen closely enough to The Hannukah Song.

Wow, so Showgirls is actually about a battle to the death between two mighty Jewesses? Just when I thought that movie couldn’t be any more awesome.

Shana Tova! Happy 5768!

p.p.s. Did you hear about Lynn Johnston’s marriage?!? Omg!

Find Somebody – Arthur Lee: mp3

Someone To Share My Life With – Jens Lekman: mp3

If I Ever Needed Someone – Van Morrison: mp3

Molly Lambert Is Senior Editor of This Recording.