ONAN THE LIBERTARIAN
by Molly Lambert
I can alllllmost see your chram.
Most of the subjects’ rooms are filthy and they are sitting bare-assed where you would not, and it makes you wonder if people are sitting naked on their furniture when no one is there and then you come over and sit in the chairs.
I’m on a pillow…on top of the radiator…oh god yeah it’s so hot…
Also legs are kind of gross, especially men’s. Any body part is pretty weird really, taken out of context. Like this fucking guy who put an ear on his arm.
Freaky Underwater Sex betwixt Freaky Underwater Creatures.
Are you in space/what is wrong with your feet, they look like hands?
And dork means whale penis, so when you call someone a dork you’re calling them a giant dick. Wowsies.
How often exactly do guys masturbate while sitting on the radiator? Is like this a thing? Should I know about this?
If you’d rather watch normal looking girls masturbate in non-creepy settings, check out I Feel Myself (NSFW duh). If you’d rather see people’s faces than their feet while they masturbate, Beautiful Agony continues to catalogue all kinds of funny orgasm faces, male and female.
SEXY CHOONZ 4 UR HAWT FACES
Sex Packets – Digital Underground: mp3
Sex Magick – John Zorn: mp3
Sex And Dying In High Society – X: mp3
Molly Lambert is Senior Editor of This Recording. She admits that her floor isnot too clean right now either.
Not in front of the kittens!
PREVIOUSLY ON THIS RECORDING
Bridget Moloney loves Tell Me You Love Me.